me: i might be depressed again after the sun sets
(secretly I am a werewolf)
brittany: please don’t bite me
me: DANG IT! I should have saved that one for postsecret
brittany: dang dang dang dang
me: I feel like flying into a werewolfy rage
brittany: knocking everything over, howling and growling, drooling and biting?
me: yes. der!!
sounds like fun! can i do it too even if i’m not a werewolf
me: i’m going to prayer now